You found The Writing, ooooo. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, so let’s throw caution to the wind and find out. You might be charmed. You might be offended. You might get a reality check you didn’t come for. You might be mildly entertained by the odd story.

  • 🔥⚱️ Forged in Pandemonium: the Concept Pieces

    The companion piece to Mutation Quartet, four concept pieces cast in wax and copper after leaving university, the year nobody thought a two-person module was worth marking.

  • 🥀🖤 Rot With a Witness

    A half-arsed flower park in Sweden, a near-black dahlia my father and I grew every year, and what’s left of care once it can’t save anything.

  • 🔌🌱 The Root That Sings

    Audio bleed in a sealed server row. No active systems. No vocal origin located. Something in the racks is still singing, and it wants you to sing back.

  • 🧸🌱 The Little Root Song

    Recovered from a nursery with no child on record. A playground chant for something that grows between your code and your spine. Don’t sing it past stanza three.

  • 🌍💬 ‘Ta, Love’: When Warmth Sounds Wrong

    On British working-class language, tone policing, and what happens when ‘ta’ and ‘luv’ get mistaken for unprofessionalism. Warmth as class marker, not small talk.

  • ⛵💀 The Art of Looking Impressive While Going Nowhere (Since 1628)

    What a seventeenth-century maritime cock-up reveals about mission statements, national branding, and the tyranny of the well-maintained surface.

  • 🪙🎰 A Fortune in Coppers

    The first thing is the noise. Coins on coins, a thousand 2ps shoved back and forth under glass, the whole arcade roaring with it, and somewhere underneath, the electronic gurgle of machines promising more than they ever paid. That and…

  • 🗣️⚖️ The Tyranny of the Tender

    Found where a substantial amount of do-gooders bloom the loudest and the weakest minds in the room sets the rules. This is a written response…

  • 💎👑 From common as muck to the Royal College of Art 🤯

    Crowdfunding tuition for an accepted student bridging working-class roots and elite art education.

  • 🍄💀 Sanctified Decay

    This text is drawn from the Rotwhite Archive, expanded here as a written companion to Decay for Clout. The Rotwhite Expanse is not a place. It is a diagnosis.

  • 💀🍬 Deadweight

    This text was written as a companion to The Sweetness of Damage. A condensed extract was submitted as part of a written portfolio application to the Royal College of Art. What follows is the original text from which that extract was drawn.

  • 🐰🧠 Third Person Memory Collapse

    This text was written as a companion to Undulating Husk: Memory Vessels. A condensed extract of approximately 200 words was submitted as part of a written portfolio application to the Royal College of Art.

  • 🐰💔 Goodbye, Muffy

    This is a journal entry written at the time of Muffin’s passing, reproduced here as part of the Corrode & Crown archive. It is the source material from which the work developed.